Or is it Hippodiles?
Anyway... I had a dream that new type of dangerous game showed up in Africa. Like Africa needed something NEW that kills people. It was a cross between a Hippo and a Croc, obviously. Hippo body and a Croc skin and head. The jaw had both kinds of teeth. And the things were HUGE. Bigger than normal full sized Hippos. I don't know why they needed teeth, the heads were big enough to swallow people whole.
In the dream there was a way to protect yourself from these monsters that I am sure could take on Bull Elephants and win. They wouldn't go through a sliding glass door. A sliding glass door might as well be 4 feet of opaque reinforced concrete, to these bad boys. Odd, but I'll take what I can get.
Careful when you go swimming in Africa!
What caliber for Crocopotamus? Goodness. Truly a .50 BMG critter, I think. The extra size and tough skin and thick body... It'd be hard to get to the boiler room. And with a skull twice as big and twice as thick as a normal full size croc, that would be problematic, too.
Fun Custom Rifle Stock - A friend of mine emailed me this pic. Love it!
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